Witchy Woman

After wearing my hair in it's all natural curly way for about a year, I decided I needed a change. So I pain-strakingly set out to calm the drab tresses into slick shiny dark hair. All of you with naturally curly hair knows this is quite the process. So 30 minutes later, with jello arms and bloody fingertips I walked out of the bathroom with, almost completely, straight hair and a new outlook about myself until...My loving little son, Questen, say,

"Mom, you look different."

"Yeah, I straitened my hair do you like it?"

I asked hopefully.

"Mom, you look like a witch. I'm serious.

You're face is even green."

"Questen, that's not very nice."

"But Mom, you do and you're kind of scaring me."
He then ran off and left me to wondering,

why I would look green.

My eyes are green and

I had put green eye liner and eye shadow on.

That's probably why he thought I looked green.

I told him it was just my eyes.

"No mom, you're whole face looks green. I'm serious."

I looked into the mirror. I couldn't see what he was talking about,

but I no longer wanted my hair strait.

His comments led me to thinking.

I suppose, I would like being a witch.

I mean, who wouldn't want to wiggle their nose

like on "Bewitched"?

Have the whole house clean! That would be awesome!

Other then that, I couldn't fathom drinking something with

eye of newt or spider legs in it.

Eeeeeew!

On occasion, I might take an herb pill, but not rats tail.

I guess I do live in a house that has a witches hat on it. ( The front porch.)

I know I have a lot of cats. I even have a black one. But we are reducing our number.

We've gone from nine to seven (thanks to Bobby) and

I'm hoping that number keeps going down.

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. But I like Christmas too.

I own a broom, but lately I've enjoyed my central vac

and that can't leave the house,

let alone, fly across the sky!

I don't have a green face. I think these pictures show

what a peachy complexion I have.

Don't you?

I thought of that witchy woman song by the Eagles.

I think it will prove that I'm not at all like the witch in the song.

Witchy woman Song

Lacy proving she's not a witch.

Raven hair and ruby lips-

Dark brown hair and pink lips

Sparks fly from her finger tips-

Once, when I was electricutely lit.

Echoed voices in the night-

my kids crying in the night

She’s a restless spirit on an endless flight-

I don't sleep well, and I'm scared of heights.

Wooo hooo witchy woman,-

woooo hooo normal woman

see how High she flies

and I don't tell lies.

Woo hoo witchy woman

I'm a normal woman

she got The moon in her eye

Nobody can have the moon in there eye.

Whoa... where did that picture come from?

Somebody is setting me up. I'm telling you.

I'm innocent. I am.

Mostly.... I mean, who hasn't put a spell on there husband

to put his dirty clothes in the laundry? Right... you have right?